Back to School by Blake

“Dear students, the summer has ended.
The school year at last has begun.
But this year is totally different.
I promise we’ll only have fun.

We won’t study any maths
and going on the ipad will last all day long.
Instead of staying inside, we can stay outside
and belt out an Eminem song.

We’ll only play cricket in the classroom.
You’re welcome to bring in your toys.
It’s okay to be naughty.
It’s great if you make lots of noise.

For homework, you’ll bounce on the tramp
and watch rugby on TV.
For field trips we’ll go to the moon
and get lots of ice cream for free.

For lunch we’ll have lots of candy
and KFC supreme.”
Yes, that’s what I heard from my teacher
before I woke up from my dream.